While I should probably thank you that you haven't visited really serious illness upon my house, I have to say I am really fed up with these low-level yuckies that keep invading our family space.
In the 7, yes 7, weeks since M joined our crew, we have had the following illnesses:
- N sick 3 times--2 respiratory viruses and 1 viral pneumonia (along with sinusitis)
- G sick 3 times--2 respiratory viruses and 1 pink eye
- M sick 2 times--fever and pink eye
- Me and D sick 2 times each with respiratory viruses
I can appreciate that you and your germ legions are just trying to survive. Aren't we all? But I really need for you to go find some crows or snakes to sicken instead of my family. I just ordered a bunch of used DVDs to get us through the winter, and we've already watched them to the point where we have memorized all the dialogue.
This morning's visit to the doctor with all 3 kids in tow will probably run me in the low $400s, what with the kids not having reached their deductibles this year. And the med costs for this week are standing at $150.
So, please, would you kindly just go fuck yourself???
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