Crap in her bookbag

Ok, not actual crap, but I had to write a post about all the junk I found in N's bookbag.

Here's the one and only thing that needs to be in her bookbag:

And here's everything else I found:

6 stuffed and/or plastic animals

2 ponytail holders, 2 barrettes and a headband

4 pens (only one of which belongs to N) and 1 stubby pencil

2 pink shoelaces (not from N's shoes) and some multi-colored string

A wad of tissue, 5 Valentine cards (none of which were N's), 2 rubber bands, a chapstick, a thank you card from a friend, a tongue depressor that used to look like a reindeer, a crystal thing attached to wire, a tiny Bratz-looking doll without feet and a plastic heart thingie, the purpose of which I do not know.  

She is either destined for life on the show Hoarder or a MacGyver in the making.