This is why you're crazy

They said COVID is a hoax. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long).

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work.

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?).

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile and the vaccine makes people magnetic.

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile and the vaccine makes people magnetic and the vaccines cause autism (still wrong). 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile and the vaccine makes people magnetic and the vaccines cause autism (still wrong) and vaccinated people shed virus or vaccine (which one?). 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile and the vaccine makes people magnetic and the vaccines cause autism (still wrong) and vaccinated people shed virus or vaccine (which one?) and the vaccine alters DNA. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile and the vaccine makes people magnetic and the vaccines cause autism (still wrong) and vaccinated people shed virus or vaccine (which one?) and the vaccine alters DNA and the vaccine would implant computer chips in us. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile and the vaccine makes people magnetic and the vaccines cause autism (still wrong) and vaccinated people shed virus or vaccine (which one?) and the vaccine alters DNA and the vaccine would implant computer chips in us and the vaccine didn't keep people from getting sick when Delta came along. 

They said COVID is a hoax and it would go away after the 2020 elections and it is just like the flu (but the flu doesn't sicken people all year long) and masks don't work and masks violate our God-given rights (to our faces?) and they were making a vaccine for a disease that they also said is a hoax and the vaccine was a guise for the government to control us and the vaccine wouldn't work and the vaccine would make people sterile and the vaccine makes people magnetic and the vaccines cause autism (still wrong) and vaccinated people shed virus or vaccine (which one?) and the vaccine alters DNA and the vaccine would implant computer chips in us and the vaccine didn't keep people from getting sick when Delta came along and the vaccine was really a placebo. 

They said all this stuff, adding more weirdness and implausibility. 

Layering strange upon nonsensical until I had to ask "Are they crazy?

And then I said "This is why you're crazy."

I said it to them, and I said it to myself when I thought about them.