I happen to be a fan of the occasional use of curse words to accentuate a point or inject some humor or lightness into a discussion. However, the overuse of curse words makes a person sound like an idiot. This is not a fine-line thing. There is a vast chasm between witty use of foul language and what might be typified as redneck use.
My sons have discovered curse words, and I am happy to say that, despite my occasional use of such words (typically in a reaction to some boy thing they have done in an effort to destroy and/or defile the house), their interest in these words has stemmed from riding the school bus.
I have been asked about the word "fec" and have explained that "fec" means for a man to put his penis in a woman's vagina. I have had to repeat this definition at least twice. The boys are totally nonchalant about this, while N runs into the other room saying, "OH MY GOD, I'M NOT LISTENING!"
On Sunday, M said, "Mommy, I know what "ass" means. It means your penis."
I replied with, "Do you want to know what ass means?" and he pointed at me and went, "Ahhhh" as if he hadn't just said "ass" a second before and that I was the one with a nasty potty mouth.
I explained that "ass" is his butt, his bottom, his bahoofie, and he excitedly yelled, "I was SO CLOSE!"
Yesterday, G got frustrated while playing with his Kindle, and I heard him say, "I really want to say the "S" word right now."
G occasionally watches youTube to see Minecraft videos. Some are musical parodies (One More Fright which is a play on Maroon 5's One More Night) and are fine, but others show these teenage/young adults playing Minecraft.
G learned the terms "suck balls" and "faggot" from one such video. He didn't ever use them; D overheard it and told me. I discussed these words with G....ok, I discussed "faggot" because "suck balls" is rude but not something to which I would take offense. There are many things about motherhood that, in my estimation, do feel sucky-ballish, but there is no reason to ever use the word "faggot." When I explained that people use the word "faggot" to hurt other people's feelings, he immediately took a dislike to the word.
Maybe it is because I am an English teacher, but I feel very strongly that I want my kids to know the meanings of words and avoid making particular words "taboo." If the kids have half of my issues, they will love anything that an authority figure urges them not to do or say, so I would be doing a disservice to myself to make a big stink over them asking about these words.
My calm, matter-of-fact approach seems to be working. I mean, G could have actually said "shit," but he opted for the "S" word.
And....the truth is that my boys figuring out curse words is pretty darn hilarious.....even though I would never admit it to them.
My sons have discovered curse words, and I am happy to say that, despite my occasional use of such words (typically in a reaction to some boy thing they have done in an effort to destroy and/or defile the house), their interest in these words has stemmed from riding the school bus.
I have been asked about the word "fec" and have explained that "fec" means for a man to put his penis in a woman's vagina. I have had to repeat this definition at least twice. The boys are totally nonchalant about this, while N runs into the other room saying, "OH MY GOD, I'M NOT LISTENING!"
On Sunday, M said, "Mommy, I know what "ass" means. It means your penis."
I replied with, "Do you want to know what ass means?" and he pointed at me and went, "Ahhhh" as if he hadn't just said "ass" a second before and that I was the one with a nasty potty mouth.
I explained that "ass" is his butt, his bottom, his bahoofie, and he excitedly yelled, "I was SO CLOSE!"
Yesterday, G got frustrated while playing with his Kindle, and I heard him say, "I really want to say the "S" word right now."
G occasionally watches youTube to see Minecraft videos. Some are musical parodies (One More Fright which is a play on Maroon 5's One More Night) and are fine, but others show these teenage/young adults playing Minecraft.
G learned the terms "suck balls" and "faggot" from one such video. He didn't ever use them; D overheard it and told me. I discussed these words with G....ok, I discussed "faggot" because "suck balls" is rude but not something to which I would take offense. There are many things about motherhood that, in my estimation, do feel sucky-ballish, but there is no reason to ever use the word "faggot." When I explained that people use the word "faggot" to hurt other people's feelings, he immediately took a dislike to the word.
Maybe it is because I am an English teacher, but I feel very strongly that I want my kids to know the meanings of words and avoid making particular words "taboo." If the kids have half of my issues, they will love anything that an authority figure urges them not to do or say, so I would be doing a disservice to myself to make a big stink over them asking about these words.
My calm, matter-of-fact approach seems to be working. I mean, G could have actually said "shit," but he opted for the "S" word.
And....the truth is that my boys figuring out curse words is pretty darn hilarious.....even though I would never admit it to them.
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