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Sunday, October 23, 2022

Stupid English reading selection rules

The other day I completely lost my shit when M, who is in 7th grade, came home and told me he can't read Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card because it has a movie based on it. 

Ender's Game is a book that one of my former students when I taught 6th grade full-time recommended TO ME. He loved it. And so I read it and I loved it. And I've taught it because if a book is so good it makes a sixth grade boy tell his English teacher how much he adores it, then that says A LOT. 

I understand the rationale for teachers saying kids can't read books that have movies based on them. Some students will just watch the movie and not read the book. If it is a book that has an extensive film catalog like Harry Potter, I get it. 

But I also think this decision can mean that students don't get to self-select books that they are really interested in reading. Which begs the question: Why are we asking kids to read independently and self-select if we don't allow them to read what they want?

If books based on films was the only parameter, I might not have an issue, but these are the other "rules" for self-selected books in M's class:

  • No graphic novels
  • No books under 200 pages

When combined---over 200 pages, no graphic novels, no movies based on them---these rules are just plain dumb. 

First, graphic novels. 

Some kids love graphic novels and rather than disallowing them IN TOTAL, there could be limits set, such as "only 1 graphic novel selection per semester or per project." There are some really great graphic novels. Maybe a kid who would never in their lives read a 320 page book, will read a graphic novel based on that book and still get a great story.

For example, Neil Gaiman is one of my favorite authors. His book, The Graveyard Book, is 320 pages. But there is also a graphic novel that is in two parts. Same author, same story, different format. Some kids would NEVER pick up and read a 320 page chapter book but they will read two graphic novels that clock in at 368 pages. 

And by reading a graphic novel, this gives some interesting topics students can discuss, such as how do the visual images impact their reading and what particular words are illustrated to really emphasize their importance to the story and what would they have chosen to illustrate differently?

The length of a book is also big sticking point for me. 

Yes, maybe kids should have to read longer novels to practice stamina, but this should be done in the classroom where a teacher can monitor and help develop skills. (And honestly, with so much MAP testing and state testing being done on our kids, our testing really promotes SHORT reading, so we're being pretty disingenuous here.)

Whether we like it or not, our collective attention spans are much shorter these days. Even I, who don't usually mind a 350 page book, find that I sometimes tire of an author who can't say things a little more succinctly. Life is short, and I don't know that I need 1,000 pages of exposition. 

G is having to do independent reading assignments, and he is definitely not going to go for long-ass books. He is a good reader, but I don't think he is a fast reader, and kids have to finish their books in 6 weeks. The parameters his teacher set for his assignments are MUCH better and flexible, which I really appreciate.

He can read 1 graphic novel for the year and then can pick a Pulitzer Prize-winning book, a Nobel Prize author, a book with a color in its title, a book published the year you were born, a book on the Kentucky Bluegrass Awards list, etc. There are no page count requirements nor movie limitations.

To help him out, I went down and selected a ton of books from my shelves he can choose from that are relatively short. 

He read Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck, which is a whopping 107 pages.

He is going to read The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison next. That only only just barely makes the 200 page requirement. 

And I can list a lot of other books under 200 pages that are exemplary, such as 

Night by Elie Wiesel

Animal Farm by George Orwell

The Awakening by Kate Chopin

Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Expury

Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston

I'll stop there. 

But back to M's situation.

Earlier in the year, the teacher assigned some independent reading and summarizing but didn't assign it to the point of completion. M began reading Dragonwings but didn't complete it because I think the assignment just fizzled (and that happens in classrooms sometimes). I suggested he finish it for this project but he didn't think he could do that. He started reading Ender's Game and then found out about the movie thing (which wasn't on the info sheet). 

I normally don't do this, but I did email the teacher and ask for what amounts to an educational dispensation so M can either 1. finish Dragonwings or 2. do Ender's Game

Getting kids to want to read is hard enough without making it even more cumbersome. 

Monday, October 17, 2022

Keening because my baby is thirteen(ing) (not really)

Dear M,

Well, you've gone and done it. 

You are absolutely, positively, without a doubt, not in any way, shape, or form my baby anymore. 

You are almost as tall as me and taller than both of your grandmas.

You are starting to have little teenagery pimple breakouts.

You've got the biting humor of a sarcastic teenager. 

Even though you are absolutely, positively, without a doubt, not in any way, shape, or form my baby anymore, I'm not sad because it is so wonderful to see you becoming who you are, especially now that you aren't in your "Same thing as G" phase. 

Of course, you're sort of "meh" about a lot of things which makes it well-nigh impossible for me to know what you are actually interested in. 

It's not sports. And it's not tv. I know this much to be true.



So what do I know about you:

You sometimes like to go outside and play in the creek with your neighborhood friend, B. And you have a table of other 7th grade dudes you like to joke with at lunch. 

You make up the funniest songs or sing the funniest, random snippets of words that you put to a tune all the time. 

You have a quick wit about you and say things off the cuff that would take your dad two weeks to come up with and three days for me to come up with. Your brain works fast.

You are both a cat-whisperer and a dog-whisperer. It is a gentle way you have about you that animals recognize. 

Your mouth tries to keep up with your brainand isn't always successful. You talk fast, and we almost always have to ask you to repeat yourself. We blame it on you being the third child and having to quickly.sneak.in.anything.you.might.want.to.insert.in.the.conversation. 

Out of all of us, you seem to be the most high on chill. Things don't seem to bother you the way they do the rest of us. 

You really enjoy bubble wrap. 

You never wear shirts. Or socks. We have several casual family photos at birthdays, and you are always without a shirt. 

Most of all, I know that you are a great kid. A nice, quiet, hard-working, mostly easy-going 13-year-old who I am so, so glad is part of our family.

Love you,

Momma